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All 9 game Reviews

Kill The Spartan Kill The Spartan

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Lotsa Fun

Favourite move has to be the one with the old man's beard. Made me laugh.

Least favourite was the shovel one.

Overall, I liked watching the spartan get his ass handed to him. Not because I don't like 'em, but just cuz it was cool. It coulda been anybody, right?

Star Defender 4 Star Defender 4

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars


I wish I could say something about the actual gameplay, but I didn't get that far... The primary fire button (left click, am i right?) didn't work and I was left with only my trusty missiles, which, unfortunately, failed miserably at killing the multitudes of enemies seeing as I only had a few shots to begin with. From what I did see, it looked to me like yet another space invaders remake. Not necessarily a BAD thing, just not a NEW thing.

I'll give you a five... I'm not sure why.

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snake game!!!! snake game!!!!

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars


well snake is SO common, but this one's alright because the tail segments grow faster, and I don't have to wait forever for my measly tail :P

Urban Wizard 3- Invasion Urban Wizard 3- Invasion

Rated 1 / 5 stars


Well, the gameplay was kinda slow, and if you kept shooting the guys in the air, they couldn't shoot back. Speaking of that, if you held space while they were flying in the air, they would keep floating upwards (lol). The guns weren't that interesting, nor the enemies. Pretty boring. The only fun I had was flipping the guy upside down in a jump if you targeted below him :)

A Walk in the Park! A Walk in the Park!

Rated 5 / 5 stars

that poor, poor dog :)

great game. i thought the funniest part was when the dog bounced, choking and barking (i kept pressing the down key), off the edge of a cliff. i'm sorry, i had to laugh. very funny!

Underground Army Underground Army

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Some improvments

this is a really good game but u should put a save butten on it

The Impossible Quiz The Impossible Quiz

Rated 5 / 5 stars

squeakytoad is a whore

i think some people, like squeakytoad, are missing the entire point of the game. IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE LOGICAL!! If you think you're so special, writing all this "sensible" (laff) stuff about a game that's SUPPOSED to be silly and crazy, then you should probably stop playing games that involve creative thought. Out of all the non-believers, you, squeakytoad, really kicked the bucket for your fat-headed review.
I'd like to add that the graphics were pretty good, and i had a few laughs while playing the game.

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IndestructoTank! IndestructoTank!

Rated 5 / 5 stars


loved it. one thing you could add though, is a free mode to just keep going and rack up those huge combos the need for fuel prevented. another thing you could do is wait until the tank is on the ground to blow up, so that you're not forced to the ground.
great game! keep it up

TRN47 - Subversion TRN47 - Subversion

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

the kicking of buckets was involved

alright, lets start with the cinematics. they were alright, and they added some story element to it, but i got irritated by the delayed voices..
the game itself, well, was terrible. extremely repetitive and boring. the in-game graphics were pretty horrible, and the gameplay really took the cake (yum.. cake) for boredom. it would be better if more skill was involved to catch up or run away from the badly-detailed baddies.
now, i don't really mind if a game has bad graphics or sound, but if the gameplay was even the LEAST bit entertaining, then it might have been improved to "bad".
sometimes games are so bad it's amusing, but, hence the 0 on humor, i was displeased ;)